IIT - Job scene is pathetic as compared to previous n-batches (n -> 1<=n<=5 ).
All guys like me, who thought IIT a fun place to get good job without studying in here, Bad News. DU is better place now , considering at DU one may atleast learn people skill .
Well if I am not placed ( a not-so-remote possibility ) my disaster management team has come up with following startup plans.
:-)Online Personality Management Corporation - It will be doing Personality Development - for my clients and Personality Destruction- for my client's enemy. The idea is that since we have more virtual friends and more virtual communication , our virtual personality has become more important.
:-)Empowering Engineers :- This will be a social endeavor for the most neglected class of students in Indian society and Indian Student community. It is disheartening to know how these nation builder are look like workers with no social life at all.
This charitable foundation will help Engineers to come in sync with society. They will be taught some online courses on
:-> Plain English Conversation(HUL000) - Course will help engineers converse without the help of equations , graphs , hypothesis and theories . conversing without being conscientious. Using english idioms fluently(without creating cognitive dissonance ) even if it breaks scientific laws like bare your heart , bark is worse then a bite ( ? ).and at the end of the course you will be taught how to laugh and smile.
:-> Understanding Girls(PHY666) - Since engineers are hardwired to think in equations. The course will use n-dimensional differential equation for understanding girls. also we are going to look cartesian-cordinate for understanding the facial geometry while conversing with girls, in order to understand what is in there top floor. At the end of the course you would be able to not freak when seeing a girl and will be analyze qualitativel.
and some other courses would be tailor made based on the severity of disorders .
:->and some Ponzi scheme...( cant talk about)
If anyone interested , feel free to contact me. And if any girls interested do contact me , cause i need some girls as test subject in PHY666 .
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