I am seriously thinking of taking my Multi-Intelligent Nerdy Device (M.I.N.D),which you folks call as Brain, for a checkup to either a neurologist or psychiatrist( a cheaper would do).
The problem with my device (MIND)....wait a minute ...for those whom my conversation sound weird..please red the italics otherwise omit it.
I believe in mind-bod-soul divide, where soul is the consciousness, Mind is the geneticaly-enviromentaly endowed entity and body is a servant of Mind, which sometimes looses control due t the presence of other opposite sex species or booze.
So the problem with my MIND is its apparent irrational behaviour which i have documented in personal journal let me elucidate these irrational findings
1> Previous affairs with opposite sex , food , games , clothes , views, opinions have revealed its apparent instability to form a firm choice .
2> when making choice among n items(n>2) , it becomes numb. Hence I always need to rely on opposite sex for this type of complex decision making. ( that is the reason I do not shop not because of poverty of mind, but poverty of mind)
and also because of it, that i am able to dote many girls but could not choose to date a single one. This inability , I think, is ubiquitous in IIT .
3>Its inability to do mechanical, routine , soul destroying jobs like academic studies for exams. This has brought a of shame and inferiority complex cause other folks here i found out have a highly advanced version of this ability.
4>Its highly advance ability to philosophize and convert :- music to harmonious noise; television to impinging-electrons heating the screen ; sex to animal ritual and hence love to sexual stimulation ; sports to waste-of-energy and life to propagation of genes. This has left me with inability to do any work which other term as my laziness ( NOT MY FAULT)
well other Quant-Logical-verbal ability are fine. It is , I suppose the society-conformity-module has some problem.
If any Kind,not so evil heart,easy for money doctor you know, please kindly notify me.
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